Kelsea “Kaden” Rummler’s Altercation with the Feds:

When the Littlest Pooner Gets Her Eye Shot Out

Author’s note: this essay concerns a story that is still developing. There will likely be revisions. Certain video footage is likely to be embedded in the body of the essay as well, just as important images may be added.

On January 9, 2026, there were protests in Los Angeles against ICE in relation to the justified shooting of Renee Good, as there have been in Minneapolis and other “blue cities.” At one point, several “protestors” charged DHS agents in riot gear. One person in particular, “Kaden” Rummler charged an agent after another had been apprehended. This occurred as the agent was raising a firearm loaded with a “non-lethal” crowd dispersal round, likely a pepper ball. The round was discharged, striking Rummler in the face. Rummler suffered from profuse bleeding as she—or it—was dragged away in custody.

An image of the grotesque. Such are the wages of leftist ideology and transgender nuttery.

The projectile fired inflicted fairly substantial injuries. Rummler is expected to be blind in her left eye. Shards of plastic, metal, and glass have been embedded in and around the eye and skull. Some of these particles could not be extracted. Rummler has of course retained an attorney and has made appearances on local news and other outlets. This has been embraced by leftist rabble as another rallying point against ICE, deportations, and The Trump Administration. This is part and parcel of the leftist strategy of sowing the seeds of chaos, upheaval, and destruction and then expressing outrage in the shrillest manner possible that their provocations resulted in such chaos, upheaval, and violence.

As is apparent from Rummler’s facial features, slight stature, sparse, sporadic beard and other features, Rummler is a so-called female-to-male transgender. Such creatures are often derisively referred to as “pooners” in Internet parlance. One wonders to what limited extent such creatures are even human, as their mad transgender nuttery compels them to abrogate their very humanity. For to destroy one’s own sex—and yes one’s gender—is to abnegate the very mammalian essence which defines the human condition.

Will she keep her good eye open, just in case? Some readers will immediately recognize the reference to “Night Watch” by Boyd Rice. How many female “tells” does the pooner give off in this image?

If assumption of risk means anything in tort law, Rummler should not be able to collect a single dime in recovery. Footage shows Rummler and others charging ICE agents fully decked out in riot gear, after being ordered to disperse. As would be expected, Rummler has set up a GoFundMe. And whereas such campaigns by Kyle Rittenhouse and others were cancelled due to suspicion and charges of criminal activity (Rittenhouse was of course correctly acquitted on all charges), Rummler’s campaign has yet to be suspended and is unlikely to be suspended.

As Rummler has been confirmed to be a transgender “person” by her aunt, an image of Rummler during her adolescence has been uncovered. The individual was born as Kelsea Rummler. An image of Rummler in her adolescence demonstrates again that the modern left is defined by the maddest delirium, by such fits of insanity so twisted and so bizarre as to defy all credulity. Comparing and contrasting this image of young Kelsea Rummler with Rummler in her current state reveals how destructive both transgender ideology and the modern left are. This individual was once a healthy, normal adolescent girl. After being subjected to this social contagion, Rummler has been reduced to a shell of a human poorly feigning manhood, with a number of “tells” signaling this individual is not a man and can never be a man. In fairness, it should perhaps be conceded this creature is no longer a woman as the term is properly understood, although medical professionals not taken with transgender lunacy would be better able to assess whether this person’s body has passed the point of no return or not. Rummler has divulged a height of 5’1 and weight a little over 100 pounds, highly unusual for a man. A still image shows an agent standing over the creature, even with knees substantially bent. Although that federal agent is not remarkably tall or large for a man, this individual was still visibly taller, even losing about six inches with the knees bent.

Any number of images as well as interview footage of Rummler reveal markedly female features despite the pathetic, unconvincing attempts to transition. The sparse, diminutive mustache that would embarrass most 13-year-old boys is perhaps the most noticeable “tell” of all. This is compounded by the weird “pooner” beard that has grown, ever so sparsely, underneath the chin and cheeks, but in no way resembles the beard of an actual man. The cheeks and jawbone are also characteristic of a woman, as are the smaller pores. One image shows blotches in skin, likely a side effect of the testosterone injections this creature is intaking as part of this pathetic ruse. The video footage reveals a voice not of a man, but of a woman under the effects of testosterone “therapy,” a voice that is crackling, froggy, and uncanny in how unsettling it is.

In many ways, this little pooner is a perfect symbol, a microcosm, of the civilizational and personal ruin that is extolled both by transgender lunacy most particularly and left-wing ideology more broadly. These sinister elements in society have deluded a young woman, Kelsea Rummler, into thinking that she could be a man. A brief perusal of this specimen, as with all transgenders, proves that transgenderism is nothing less than abject insanity. She is of course one of legion.

Leftist swine further contend that any state effort to protect a nation’s border and enforce fairly modest immigration laws is tantamount to “fascism,” a term that has been remarkably ill-defined. These and other portents of the left compel individuals like Kelsea “Kaden, the Pooner” Rummler, Renee “Drive Baby, Drive” Good, and others to impede, obstruct, and clash with ICE and other governmental agencies, often in violent ways. They (or their survivors) and their comrades then express outrage and shock that such altercations end with violence. Rummler’s episode with ICE is particularly damning, because this creature is so small in stature. Even large, imposing men often think twice about mix-ups with police and law enforcement, above all federal law enforcement, particularly when decked out in riot gear. But the little pooner went headlong into the teeth of state violence, as if this creature were invincible, as if this creature, as a biological woman, were not markedly smaller and weaker than the grown men she was tangling with.

This is just one mad delusion among so very many propagated by the left. The notion that a state or civilization cannot and must not protect its borders and that the enforcement of immigration laws is anathema will destroy any civilization that tolerates it. And it will destroy any such civilization in very short order and with absolute, mathematical certitude if such delirium is not resisted, defeated, and vanquished in earnest. These and other considerations demonstrate once again that the left simply must not be countenanced, must not be tolerated. Any free or civilized people simply cannot—and must not—live among such wretched vermin. Any civilized people must find a way to remove such persons from any political power or agency, one way or another.

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